Oh jelly fish sweet jelly fish,
You’re more like jelly than you are like fish,
I wouldn’t spread on my bread,
‘Cause then I’d probably end up dead,
I’m afraid you a little poisonous,
You’re also androgynous,
[Not that there’s anything wrong with that.]
Oh jelly fish sweet jelly fish,
You’re just not a fish.
Correction, according to wikipedia "Jellyfish are usually either male or female (hermaphroditic specimens are occasionally found)." That being said, it was hard to find a word that fit Jellyfish and so perfectly rhymed with poisonous, so I quote the great philosopher Douglas Adams when I write: "Beauty is truth" and "Reality is frequently inaccurate."
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