I was paddling along Manhattan next to a pier that had the words “100 yard security zone” written on it. I'm in the habit of ignoring these signs. I figure they only apply to terrorists. (I'm not a terrorist.) A police boat came from around a corner up ahead and towards me. It was then called over the police boats loud speaker “You're in a security zone, captain.”
So I turned away from the Pier and thought 'Cool, I'm a captain.'